Hello, this is Joe, and what you are about to listen to is something we call canal Thursdays.

Over the last couple of series, every now and then we've pretended we were buying a canal boat

and then we got some friends of ours who come on to pretend to be either selling it to us or cleaning it or

I don't know, other stuff really, and they all played it off.

It's stupid characters and we just sort of pretended we were as I say buying a canal boat

and we just put them all out now so you can have a listen again for the first time.

Alright, hope you enjoy, bye!

Now Thursdays!

What are we doing today?

What should we get the old wise man on the?

Well, we're setting up, we're setting sail in about two or three weeks.

The guy that just hangs about the canal.

So there's this old guy that hangs about the canals who...

You got chatting termed, didn't you?

I got chatting termed, he's been living on a narrow boat for like 60 years.

And he's got so many stories.

It's near a bit old, it's near a bit of work.

You said he was old work.

But you could literally, he could talk about the waterways with...

Well, you came back, yes I said, I've been talking to that fucking boat again and he's old work.

Oh, shit.

Come in.

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