On today’s episode...Instantbreasts might be the best invention since sliced bread 04:51. A Canadian man was arrested for opening a store that just sold crack, coke, heroin and meth on the menu 22:02. Trans woman is cleared of flashing penis at YMCA because she's too fat for genitals to be visible 41:40. 00:00 Intro ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ 03:20 Joke of the day: What does a robot do after s3x? 04:08 We’re all in on the Fruit Roll-ups trend 04:51 “InstaBreast”: Women are injecting new ‘saltwater solution’ into their chests for an instant boob job that lasts 24 hours 09:06 Women spent $160K on leg-lengthening surgery 'after years of bullying' 14:17 Zuckerberg wins gold and silver in first Jiu-Jitsu tournament 16:59 Mark got kicked to the curb right after taxes by his landlord 18:11 California family comes face to face with coyote that entered through doggie door and 'terrified' cat 🥛Cream of the Crop🥛 22:02 Canadian man arrested for opening store that sold heroin, coke and MDM 31:08 Thailand’s cannabis sellers say US growers are eating their lunch 38:56 Woman decimates six greenhouses after catching husband cheating 41:40 Trans woman is cleared of flashing penis at YMCA because she's too fat for genitals to be visible 57:08 The wheel + How to help the boys out Brought to you by our sponsors…. Shady Rays - Go to https://ShadyRays.com/hardfactor and use code hardfactor and for a limited time, when you buy one pair of Shady Rays, you’ll get a second pair FREE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices