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Can Your Bracket Beat Abby’s Cat? Click To Enter The Bert Show’s Meow Madness!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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It’s The Bert Show’s #MeowMadness!


Is your husband a college basketball bracket “expert”? If he never stops talking about his foolproof strategy, this is your chance to take him down! Can his bracket beat @theabbymurphy's CAT'S? 😼


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0:00.0

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0:32.4

The Bird Show. You already know it. You're about to lose them for the next month, and it's

0:36.5

irritating at this point.

0:37.8

You've been with him for how many years and you just know that come March Madness season,

0:43.4

that he is going to be like a dissecting each and every bracket, each and every college team that's playing each other.

0:52.3

It happens every year.

0:53.8

Bart's into it too, right?

0:55.1

Oh, God, yeah, we both are.

0:56.8

So that's totally fine in our household because, I mean, I was born and raised filling out

1:00.4

a bracket.

1:00.8

And, of course, you put Kentucky in the championship winning every single time.

1:03.8

I've played every year for the last 10 years.

1:06.2

I think I actually won one.

1:07.4

I'm like one for 10.

1:08.3

I don't know why I don't just stop. All right. So we are looking for a very specific person here. If you are a woman that has a husband, boyfriend, whatever,

1:17.0

that just thinks he knows it all about the tournament. He can't believe he gets one wrong every year.

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