Hello and welcome to the Tuesday edition of Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.

It's the Patreon show.

It's also the Raytri-on show.

It's also today, the Alan-on show.

Ray and Alan were here, my father, dad.

Ray and my dad, I hate it when people say their parents' name as though

it's their people. And I also, you know, I hate two things. I hate if I refer to my father as

Alan or dad. I don't like either of those things. What do you call him? I say my dad, my father.

I don't say, dad. We had to send dad away.

When you talk to your sister about your father, what do you call him?

Just with my sister.

Oh.

Just with my sister.

We had to send dad to the place because dad wasn't doing well.

Now, my father put together a lavish Thanksgiving, which you, Ray, were very fortunate enough to be invited to.

It was lavish.

And any thoughts on the lavish affair?

It was delicious.

Lots of fun.

And Alan was cooking, cooking, cooking.

Dad, would you have any comment on your lavish Thanksgiving affair?

It might be the last one.

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