Can You Start a Real Relationship From an Instagram Thirst Trap?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Jordana and Jared take a letter from a listener asking about Instagram thirst traps. Do they come off as desperate? Do they work? After, they debut a new segment: Weird Sexual Encounter of The Week where a guy describes a balloon situation that is truly bizarre. Another listener asks how to handle her ex of 5 years (who she's still close with) seemingly entering into a new, serious relationship. Another letter asks about proper blowjob etiquette. They wrap up on some games including Red Flag or Dealbreaker: shows up to brunch in Hollister/Abercrombie sweatpants. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week's episode is brought to you by the new Motorola Razor Plus.
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0:35.2	Your new pocketpal is calling.
0:38.0	What did you expect?
0:42.5	Hello and welcome to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jared Freed and I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:49.2	It is such a pleasure to be back with you, the listener and we feel you.
0:53.8	Yes. We're feeling love is real. The love is real. I feel the digital love.
0:58.1	It's really, it's really important. You feel the love in person. I feel it digitally hugging me.
1:02.3	Hugging you. Yes. Corressing your digital nuts. That's so to speak.
1:07.5	I mean, if I had them, yeah. Here's how crazy the listenership of this podcast is.
1:12.0	My mom is getting approached. Wow. My mom is having people. We're going to have to get your mom
1:15.5	security. I mean, we're going to have to figure something out. You're like fucking beaver.
1:19.2	Right? Yeah. Beeps. Beeps.
1:22.0	The J, J babes. Yeah. I can't wait for the day my mom gets her ass.
1:26.6	I mean, she called me. She goes, these girls, they like, they like you.
1:30.9	And I'm like, I don't know. I gotta get off the phone. I gotta stop talking to you.
1:33.6	Who is it? Who is it? Exactly. She goes. I was a blooming dail.
1:35.9	And two girls came out to me and I was like, they recognize her.
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