The Bert Show.

Bert, you have inspired me, sir.

I have I?

You have inspired my stupid bit of the day.

And it's all, all because of your AOL instant messenger name that you also had as a vanity plate, sir.

See, this is the reason why I didn't want to share that story because I knew it was going to be constant, constant, constant giving me crap. And I do deserve it. Yes. It was terrible. This is never going away.

I am going to be randomly texting you as we like as we age. Just hashtag make you laugh.

M-A-K-E-U-L-A-F. I don't think there there was an E in it it was just M-A-K-U-L-A and I think there were two F's make you laugh That was your AOL screen name Oh let's go down Let's go down memory lane here When we found out So do you remember your username Because I remember mine Oh God, I'm so embarrassed Okay It was the same as my vanity license plate. You had a... What? You paid extra for a vanity license plate? What? It's gonna get worse. How have I known you for 14 years and I'm just finding out that you had a vanity license plate? That is so it. That matched my AOL screen name.

I'll just spell it for you.

Oh, I don't even want to.

You're so embarrassed.

I'm so embarrassed.

Remember, I was doing morning radio, as I am now.

Oh, my God.

M-A-K-U-L-A-F.

Make you laugh.

And you did.

I'm so embarrassed.

I'm so incredibly embarrassed.

How did you ever get laid?

I don't know.

I really.

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