The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, Melbourne's Gold 104.3.

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This is the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Melbourne's Gold 104.3.

Show number 67, nine sleeps to go until the grand final.

Good morning.

Thursday morning, it's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.

Paul Pats.

She's done that thing.

I think the equivalent is, you know, when you're a kid and you drop your ice cream?

It feels like your day is ruined.

For an adult, I think, is if you spill something down your top and it's the start of your day.

I do it all the time. Coffee right down my dress. I usually wear my clothes inside out, but I didn't do that today. I do.

Well, I have a habit of putting my dresses and tops on inside out when I get up early.

Oh, right, because you do you have to get dressed in the dark or...

No, I actually turn all the lights on, but I still manage to do it.

All the lights on? What about your husband, Chris?

Oh, he's all right. He's sleeping.

You turn all the lights on and he just sleeps through that?

Yeah, he's right. He's used to it. He's night out for 20 years. I literally have to just crawl out in the darkness of the bedroom. No.

Really?

Yeah, the hairdry blasting.

He'll be right.

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