Can You Guess What Name This Graduation Announcer Was Trying To Say?
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🗓️ 14 May 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:21.0 | I dare you to find somebody who butcher the pronunciation of graduation names |
| 0:27.5 | more than this woman right here. |
| 0:30.1 | It's time to get stupid with Kristen. I legit thought this was satire, this was a spoof, this was a |
| 0:44.0 | a spoof this was a gag that this was not real now we've all been in a position like for us in here like when we're at an event and you do it a |
| 0:51.5 | raffle and you got somebody's name and you see the last name |
| 0:54.2 | and you start to panic because you're not exactly sure how you're going to |
| 0:57.5 | pronounce the last name and you know you're going to butcher it right? |
| 0:59.8 | Mm-hmm and I mean I just I hosted an event recently and there were some complicated names that needed to be announced. |
| 1:05.0 | And so I asked my, they actually, they call it a confidence monitor now instead of a teleprompter. |
| 1:12.0 | A confidence monitor? A confidence monitor. a teleprompter. |
| 1:13.0 | A confidence monitor? |
| 1:14.0 | A confidence monitor. |
| 1:15.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:16.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.0 | I guess it gives you confidence as you're mispronouncing things. |
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