Can You Guess If These Horse Names Are Real Or Not?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:12.0 | This Saturday, the most exciting two minutes of sports |
| 0:15.6 | is going down. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm afraid of this song is not the most exciting song but |
| 0:24.3 | But it's tradition it is tradition this I love this song because this is my former state song my old Kentucky home |
| 0:32.4 | We all sing it prior to the big race, |
| 0:36.0 | which is the Kentucky Derby, |
| 0:38.0 | every first Saturday in May. |
| 0:39.0 | This is, I think, the only major sporting event I haven't been able to go to yet. |
| 0:46.4 | Man, it should be on a buck a list. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah, for sure. |
| 0:49.0 | I've been in the infield, I do not recommend that, unless you're young and drunk. I saw no horses all I saw were boobs. |
| 0:54.8 | It's like a bunch of them. I don't know I mean that was when I was in college |
| 1:05.2 | so maybe it's changed but when you're approaching Churchill Downs to go in we had liquor bottles taped to |
| 1:09.2 | our bodies you try to sneak your liquor in right because it's expensive and |
| 1:14.8 | We so we had duct tape and we had like you know our liquor bottles and one of the girls it was so hot and she got too |
| 1:21.1 | sweating and her bottle fell and it broke. |
| 1:23.0 | And she was devastated. |
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