Can You Don't? | Hockey Stick. Soap Bar. Dinner. Lalalalala.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Planet Fitness may not be the last place you'd expect to see a naked man running around in the ceiling, but it's probably pretty damn close. Let's talk about that, being high as f-word on weed gummies all the time, a never ending debate about snapping a hockey stick over your knee, some insane war stories, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Hockey stick, soap bar, dinner, la la la la la. What kind of hat is that? |
| 0:26.7 | It looks like a rainier. |
| 0:28.6 | It's a coma rainier. |
| 0:29.8 | Oh, baseball team. |
| 0:31.3 | Triple A affiliate of Seattle Mariners, the future World Series champ. |
| 0:35.1 | Seattle Mariners. |
| 0:35.9 | So Spokane Indians, do you have any of their hats? Yeah Cool How are they How they doing the standings Against the water socks I don't really care Oh Because I don't root for the Indians Oh you root for the right rainiers I don't want the Colorado Rockies To be any better than they already are They're an affiliate of the Rockies They. But that's not really working out for him. How the Rockies doing? Not good. It's been a bit. By a lot. It's been a bit just the Rockies have done good. Yeah. Looks like you're suffering some walrus over there. I am. I got a new shirt on. Look at that. It's pretty sweet. Thank you. Yeah, available now. |
| 1:11.6 | Get to that here in just a second. |
| 1:12.8 | I love the little pocket design. |
| 1:14.1 | Thanks, man. |
| 1:14.7 | Put it off for the side. Yeah. People, I mean, we've already sold quite a few. Hell yeah. But yeah, episode 164. Yeah, you're welcome for not being able to read. turn into another little |
| 1:09.1 | cash cow for Can You Don't Podcast |
| 1:10.6 | Yeah |
| 1:11.1 | It's all just a scam |
| 1:12.7 | Uh Patreon |
| 1:14.7 | That's turn to another little cash cow for can you don't podcast yeah it's all just a scam uh patreon |
| 1:31.0 | that's where we need you head on over there patreon dot com slash can you don't podcast thank you to |
| 1:36.4 | everybody that's helped us just blow up this honkathon the 400 patreon subscribers we've we've crushed that. |
| 1:44.4 | We're well beyond it now. |
| 1:46.0 | As the time we're recording this, we, if you listen to Patreon or you subscribe on Patreon, |
| 1:52.0 | you're going to get the episode out on the day that you and I are actually going to be in the tattoo parlor. |
| 1:58.3 | Getting some ink done. |
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