Can You Don't? | Gerbil Cannon. Napkin Chair. Gold. T-bone Steak.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Imagine all the things you purchase while out and about in your neck of the woods. Now imagine if the only way to purchase those things required you winning them via a claw machine. Let's talk about that, eating the perfect butt biscuit at a 5-star restaurant, catapulting your old pet horse over a zoo fence, how insane rich people's dinner etiquette actually is, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Gerbil cannon, napkin chair, gold, teabone steak. |
| 0:06.0 | 165 |
| 0:23.6 | It's a good number. |
| 0:26.5 | It feels good. |
| 0:27.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:27.9 | Can you number with a 5 or a 0 at the end feels good? |
| 0:30.8 | It feels like we'd reach something. |
| 0:32.8 | Yeah, something's happened. |
| 0:34.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:34.6 | And something has happened. |
| 0:36.4 | It has. |
| 0:37.0 | And we'll get to that here in just a little bit. |
| 0:38.5 | Thank you guys so much for subscribing on Patreon, |
| 0:42.5 | announcing at the time that we're recording this. |
| 0:45.5 | And again, full disclosure, we're recording many weeks in advance of this time. |
| 0:50.0 | Years. |
| 0:50.6 | Because it's some, it's fucking 2026. |
| 0:53.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:54.1 | And we're like, |
| 0:54.5 | it's like a time capsule. |
| 0:56.6 | We just have everything predicted out to a perfect tea. |
| 0:59.8 | Uh, |
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