Can You Deal With Long Distance?
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2024
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of the Crunch: Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner, the boys contemplate, long distance, learning if dating is right for you and pranking your significant other.
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| 0:00.0 | Long distance relationships are necessarily drawn out over a longer time horizon. |
| 0:04.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:05.0 | Because you get to know the person slower by the nature of the thing. |
| 0:11.8 | You know, it's just you see them in person less often. |
| 0:14.9 | You're talking about less of your life together. |
| 0:17.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.0 | And so you're probably like a, a two-year long-distance relationship is not a two-year |
| 0:25.9 | in-person relationship. |
| 0:28.0 | I know it hurts. |
| 0:29.5 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:30.1 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:30.2 | I'm not. |
| 0:30.7 | I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, all right. |
| 0:35.0 | You came to the right place, you ding dong. |
| 0:37.0 | It's called communication, baby. All right, you came to the right place, you ding-dong. |
| 0:39.7 | It's called communication, baby. |
| 0:53.4 | Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that's made it out of puberty. |
| 0:54.3 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 1:01.6 | And I'm Patrick. You got the squeaky voice there, son. Got a squeaky voice, man. Welcome to the crunch. Me and Ethan are two fellas, two Catholic fellows, like to sit down and have conversations. |
| 1:05.7 | I'm 27. I mean, even conversations. Ethan and I are slowly approaching 30, |
| 1:12.2 | and we are two fellas that like to sit down and talk about our faith, |
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