Can You Believe These Hilariously True Stories From Real Funerals?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 9 March 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue put the fun FUN in funeral |
| 0:07.8 | See fun yeah, no, I got a few and stuff |
| 0:10.7 | The fun yeah, you know you go to a funeral generally everybody very sad |
| 0:17.1 | Mm-hmm very somber but every now and then somebody puts the fun in funeral. They do. Oh, yeah, that's what I at Wilma |
| 0:23.5 | All right, so um have a family member and it's not blood related. It's one of those ants |
| 0:29.9 | That's a very close family friend. So you refer to them as aunt |
| 0:32.6 | I got a lot of those right? I think I met 75 of those three one night. It's your party as as do I mo |
| 0:42.1 | So I got to a point where some people are coming up going. Hi. Oh, you're bird. Oh, I'm most cousin or I'm most and I'm like no you're not |
| 0:48.5 | She's |
| 0:50.5 | What is the blood work one time you did it was actually my real cousin |
| 0:56.1 | So this close family friend who we referred to as aunt known her since we were little she's known my mom since she was little |
| 1:03.1 | she she passed away and |
| 1:06.0 | My mom had gone to see her before hand and they had gotten a lot of |
| 1:10.8 | Good quality time together. So she passes away. I mean such a lovely woman |
| 1:16.1 | So to paint a picture her she is super tiny and petite. I'm talking about maybe five foot at that and she was |
| 1:23.6 | Almost completely blind most of the time I knew her. She had a glass eye and she had was very hard of hearing or not hard of hearing |
| 1:30.1 | Hard to sing apologies and but just the sweetest woman like just so genuine and sweet and innocent never married never had kids |
| 1:40.0 | She's just she's just a gem of a woman |
| 1:42.6 | So she passes away and of course my mom and my brother are at the funeral because because you know |
| 1:49.7 | It's in Kentucky where they are and |
| 1:52.9 | You're gonna understand where I'm going with this |
| 1:58.5 | Because Ann Wilma was hard of seeing she had a watch that would tell her what time it is okay? |
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