Listen, it's the Bird Show.

Our producer Mikey is in a life transition right now.

He is identifying as a child, but he is really an adult.

That little go-tee you got going on here really says adult.

Yeah, I grew this out as a bird would stop calling me an eighth grader.

But you're so... do I just want to put your cakes?

Have had them.

Yeah, no, I'm, I realize now that I've graduated college, I guess I'm, I no longer have the excuse of being ignorant because I'm young. I think that's over.

You can ride that way for a little bit.

At least 30, right?

Yeah, how old are you in a?

22.

Okay.

Yeah, you should be able to answer that a little quicker than thing.

No, you got some time, man.

You got time for stupid.

Well, see, I never use that excuse, but I always like to have it in my back pocket

just in case things go completely sideways, and I'm I'm like you look I'm young I don't know

Yeah, but I do have some questions for you guys about I'm just confused about being an adult like I don't know

There's there's just things that they don't tell you about that I need to know about.

And this started as like thinking about taxes and salaries. I don't even want to have that conversation. I'll learn it whenever I need to learn it.

Well you don't have to worry about taxes because you really don't have a great salary.

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