The Bert Show. So Kristen got it in my head early this morning. And now I can't get it out of my head.

Are you still thinking about this? Still thinking about it. Listeners won't even let me stop thinking about it.

I was talking about a break the rules bucket list, right? That's kind of like things that not necessarily are illegal.

How do you explain it?

Just you're breaking the rules, things that you would put on a bucket list to make you feel alive by breaking the rules a little bit.

It's an unorthodox bucket list because when you think bucket list, you think skydiving.

You think like travel destinations.

Like you want to go to Fiji or something like that.

No, this fool

over here wants to rob a bank he's like yeah it's not illegal like things that aren't necessarily

illegal wants to go wants to speed 120 miles per hour down the interstate you know run from the cops

yeah stuff like that there's a theme here. Yeah.

What are you going to say, yeah?

Murder someone.

That might be on yours.

That one's not on mine.

But I was telling Kristen I used as the example this morning to these guys that I had a new one when I went on vacation this week.

I saw that escalator that goes from when you get off of the plane train and you go up to baggage.

My bucket list, break the rules bucket list item would be to run up the down escalator and see if I can make.

And Kristen's like, you can't make that.

You'd never be able to make that.

Listen, that is, it's not like your typical escalator you would see at a mall, for instance, right?

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