Can This Pet Psychic Really Tell Us What Pets Are Thinking? (From The Vault)
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🗓️ 27 September 2024
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kids love to discover new things with their mouths. |
| 0:05.0 | But some things aren't safe. |
| 0:08.0 | So most Erastel lithium coin batteries are coated with a repulsive taste to make children spit them out. |
| 0:15.0 | Duracelle lithium coin batteries, the Bird Show. I felt utterly ridiculous in the beginning of this conversation, but that I'll |
| 0:29.9 | relate to you in a second. When is the last time you guys felt truly ridiculous? |
| 0:35.4 | Last hour. No I'm kidding. Every day on this show between the hours of six and ten. Probably you got an idea I can see it. |
| 0:46.0 | You you? |
| 0:47.0 | Me? |
| 0:48.0 | I'm just thinking about the last I mean ridiculous I think is relative like I remember like a week ago rolling up to the |
| 0:53.8 | Gatwick airport and I had gotten one hour of sleep I'm violently hung over my |
| 0:58.0 | my hair is a mess I have mascara under my eyes and I'm like why is everyone staring at |
| 1:02.4 | me and then I go into the |
| 1:03.4 | bathroom I'm like oh it's because I look like the Grim Reaper. You were |
| 1:08.6 | representing America and I was the most American I've ever been on my way back to America. |
| 1:14.0 | Probably that time I went to the dentist and everybody was looking at me crazy and it |
| 1:18.8 | was because I found out I didn't have an appointment because I was at the wrong dentist. |
| 1:21.8 | Oh yeah. The dentist or the wrong day? |
| 1:25.0 | No, the wrong dentist. |
| 1:26.0 | I was in the wrong office. |
| 1:29.0 | Apparently I put the address in wrong. |
| 1:31.0 | Some dentist came up close enough. |
| 1:35.0 | Exactly. |
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