Can The Ladies Of The Bert Show Tell The Difference Between Bare Minimum And Prince Treatment?

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🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Yesterday the boyfriends of The Bert Show learned the difference between 'bare minimum' and 'princess treatment'...now it's time for the girlfriends to taste their own medicine!

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0:00.0	You're on the Bert Show. It is payback time today. Rebecca, what was it that you did to Mikey and I
0:08.3	yesterday and why? Why? Why? I say, we played a fun little game of bare minimum versus princess
0:15.8	treatment where I tested the boyfriends of the Bert Show to see how well you're treating your
0:20.5	girlfriends.
0:21.3	See if you could recognize the difference
0:23.5	between what's expected in a relationship
0:25.5	and what is a little extra, a little special.
0:29.1	And every time we got one wrong in your eyes,
0:31.5	what did you do to us?
0:32.4	You got sprayed in the face with my spray bottle
0:34.6	that I used for my beloved dog, Miggy.
0:37.3	Well, today is payback day.
0:42.6	I didn't sign up for this.
0:45.2	I don't remember seeing this on the schedule.
0:47.6	Did Mikey and I sign up for that?
0:51.4	Yes.
0:51.7	No.
0:52.2	I didn't sign up for another.
0:53.4	No.
0:54.0	I don't do anything.
0:55.2	Mikey, you can take it from here.
0:57.0	All right.
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