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Hello, I'm Hugo Rifkin, and now we're going to be unpacking the politics of the day,

including a possible deal between Kirstama and Emmanuel Macron over channel migrants,

and also whether bioengineered human-like creatures will be on the way within 10 years.

And joining me are two of our very own human-like creatures, bioengineered, specifically to comment on the news. And they are Times columnist James Marriott. Hello, James. Good morning.

Tell me about the lab in which you were made. Uh, highest quality production facilities,

producing only the finest political commentary, something like that. I would expect nothing less.

And Sarah Daitam, hello, Sarahum, hello Sarah. Hello, good morning.

I'm not going to suggest you were made in the lab. Obviously, you were, any analogy I can

think of just sounds offensive and rude, but how are you?

Re-range and grass fed. Thank you very much.

That works for me. You see, if I'd said that, it would have sounded dreadful, but you say it, and it sounds entirely charming. My own lab, let's just say, was lo-fi.

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