The Bert Show.

I have a new goal that I'm trying to execute by tonight,

and I think only the ladies of the Bert Show could help me with this.

I've only heard women talk about it,

and I've seen you guys try it and pull it off perfectly, right?

Yes, fake eyelashes would look amazing on you.

I could give you some really good self-tanner.

Okay, what is yours really good?

Because, I mean, the way it kind of develops over time, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's

racist.

What's the word?

You just called me a racist on national radio.

Not you, it's your, it's your tan.

It's not you as your face.

Um, so Tuesday, uh, I was supposed to get my hair cut on Wednesday, right, for our big live show, which is tonight.

So yesterday.

So yesterday.

But doubled and tripled book, not realizing that I had a whole bunch of stuff to do with our pioneer network people yesterday. So I hit up my stylist and Blanca, I can't make it on Wednesday. I'm an idiot. I've triple books. Can you help me out? Can you help me out? Sorry, I'm not going to be in on Tuesday. I got blah, blah, blah, going on. But I can set you up with somebody else. Okay, so I'm desperate. I'm absolutely desperate.

And I trust Blanca with all of my heart and all of my hair. So she suggests somebody. I go to her and I think she did a great job on it. I like it. Yeah. I like it. I noticed you got your hair did? And the stakes were high because I even told her when I sat in the chair. I'm like, don't mess this up. Don't mess this up.

I got a live show and I got pictures to take on when you can't mess this up.

So I was in there.

I think I scared her. her when I sat in the chair, I'm like, don't mess this up. Don't mess this up. I got a live show and I got pictures to take on what you can't mess this up.

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