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Can She Come Back From This MAJOR Parenting Fail?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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The unimaginable happened in Kristin’s household. Could this be her biggest parenting fail to date?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, the Bird Show. So let's talk parenting fails here for a second.

0:34.0

As I'm going over in my head, like my biggest parenting fails,

0:38.0

as Kristen's going to reveal one of hers this morning?

0:42.0

This makes absolutely no sense why I did this. When Hayden was newly born,

0:49.2

I was at the house with him myself, and I had to take a shower and he was awake, so I put him in his baby chair

1:00.4

thing. His car seat? Is car seat?

1:03.0

And for whatever reason, I didn't leave it on the floor.

1:08.0

I put it on the toilet.

1:11.0

Why would you do that? Why would you put a car seat on what I mean any elevated

1:17.4

so I guess without being standing right next to the condensation I guess from the water

1:22.8

shut up made the car seats slip off of the toilet.

1:27.2

Oh no.

1:28.4

And old boy landed right on his face.

1:30.4

Oh, come on.

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