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The Bert Show

Can Moe Save The World With His "Superpower"?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

This is the bird show. Are you ready to be impressed and amazed because Moe here has a superpower

0:14.4

You thought to save the world a little something like that. Yeah, how are you gonna do it?

0:20.2

One state at a time

0:22.2

One

0:23.1

Astrologic assignment at a time. All right look you want to get Moe's gonna flex his superpower for you

0:29.5

All we need is you one eight five five bird show all you got to do is

0:34.0

Answer a couple of questions from Moe and he is gonna tell you with amazing accuracy

0:40.2

What your astrological sign is so one eight five five per shot? There's nothing to be scared of

0:46.3

We don't need to put you on the voice. This got three simple questions you answer them and Moe will hit with amazing

0:53.2

Accuracy right so Moe every good superhero story has to have a hero and a villain

0:58.6

Hmm your villain today is

1:01.2

That BS Buzzfeed quiz. We all just put that got our signs wrong

1:05.3

We've all taken this Buzzfeed quiz ask you nine questions. You're supposed to guess your sign

1:09.9

It got Bert wrong. It got me wrong. It got Cassie wrong. So all you have to do. Okay is get one right

1:17.5

And you save the world. I like this. I will tell you this about that Buzzfeed quiz

1:22.9

It got my sign wrong but the description of my song. I like a lot better than who I really am

1:28.7

It assigned me Aquarius. They seem like really cool people

1:33.8

I want to be an aquarium. Yeah

1:37.0

Monique good morning. How are you today?

1:40.0

It's wonderful. Okay. Moe is gonna ask you three simple questions

1:44.7

You are gonna answer them very very quickly and he is gonna tell you exactly what your astrological sign is. Okay

1:50.9

Okay, I'm ready. All right. Let's do this question number one. Would you consider yourself creative?

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