Can I Spend Valentine’s Day With My Situationship? (Lightning Round Special)

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Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Jared “Cupid” Freid and Jordana “Matchmaker” Abraham are here to answer all your Valentine’s Day questions. This year for V-Day, Jared’s off to Alpharetta, Georgia for a block of shows and Jordana’s staying in while hubby Mike cooks her up something special. J&J discuss what the perfect meal for V-Day is that still leaves room for romance (for our home cooks, Chef Jared suggests grilled chicken, penne and spaghetti squash). Later, we dive into a lightning round of V-day questions like, “When is it too soon to celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you’re dating?“, “How do I tell my partner I want to do something for V-day?” and “How do I ask the guy I’m casually seeing if we’ll be spending Valentine’s Day together?” Have a dating question for Jordana and Jared? Send an email or voice memo to [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at our dating hotline 212-589-8903. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.8	The most honest hookup night of the year. How about that? I love it. What a rebrand of Valentine's Day.
0:38.5	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast.
0:41.5	Special Valentine's Day episode.
0:43.6	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:44.5	And I am Jared Cupid Freed.
0:48.4	Here to make all your love dreams come true.
0:52.9	Ho, ho, ho.
0:54.9	Merry Valentine's Day.
0:56.6	What is Cupid say?
0:57.4	I don't even know if Cupid has a voice.
0:59.4	Cupid's a baby.
1:00.2	You should get a diaper.
1:01.5	I would have worn a diaper.
1:02.7	I wore my onesy here.
1:05.0	I'm back in shorts.
1:06.3	Back in shorts.
1:06.9	For any of the women that enjoyed my camel toe fromtoe from, uh, dinner and a show.
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