Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time? TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 01:46 Susan has 800 kids?? 03:06 Chris’s First Impression 05:10 Rice Kings 12:50 Chris is Gay 24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh 38:23 Unsavable People 51:20 Phones are Bad for You 55:46 Susan’s Problems 1:04:04 Voicemail! Support Our Sponsors Door Dash 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now on DoorDash. BlueChew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Done With Debt DONE WITH DEBT analyses all the debt options you qualify for. They know how to reduce bills. They know how to cut interest rates. Their skilled staff of negotiators know how to get debt out of your life permanently -- without bankruptcy and without a loan. DoneWithDebit.Com KiWiCo Get 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Stop being.
0:02.0	Stop.
0:03.0	Buddy, that's a lot of piss for a little dog, bud.
0:08.0	Quit, buddy, stop, dude, stop.
0:12.0	What do you do? Dude. Stop dude stop stop What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos. We are here in the
0:37.1	Los Angeles layer of Paragon Studios owned and operated by Alex Aldia who's dressed like he's on the run from the Russian mob.
0:45.6	And today we have a very special guest, a very interesting guest, somebody we've never had
0:52.0	anyone like this here on the show. Normally it's just, you know, it's comedians or members of my family or my father's friends or my children. But today we have, first of all, the first ever, I think the first ever guest of Japanese descent
1:07.6	we've ever had, because we're talking a lot about Japan on past episodes, so I wanted to get a Japanese American on the show
1:14.8	who she's an executive not an executive chef she's an executive coach okay
1:21.5	she is going to make me, she's going to figure out what's wrong with me, what's wrong with this show, what's wrong with everything, why I am the way I am, why I am a stupid idiot, idiot and she's already I've met her a few minutes ago
1:35.9	we've already connected she's already taking notes
1:39.5	Alex's dog has urinated on the carpet which we post a video of that her name is
1:44.4	Susan you know way good did I get it yeah you got the name right I'm I'm I'm
1:51.5	impressed you have an Italian husband I have an Italian husband yeah how great is that oh it's great
1:57.7	He's got a great family and they love to dance and sing and yes and we're going to Italy this year I mean I've been to Italy but he's never been he's never been
2:07.2	what is stupid ass hall
2:10.3	no I'm kidding. Is that good?
2:13.0	Would that get me a job if I said that?
2:15.0	He'll like you anyway.
2:16.0	Really?
2:17.0	Yeah, in spite of yourself.
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