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The Disney Lullaby playlist. Listen now Listen now Hello everybody and welcome to a weekend review edition of the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell, and I'm doing the introduction because Ryan Bailey is not with us.

He is watching Oasis.

He is in his true happy place,

but I am in my happy place trying to come up with rhymes on the fly. It's not really my happy place.

Let's see how it goes. It's a weekend review deadline day crossover event, the Premier League alone.

Could soon eclipse three billion spent. Deadline day deals for Isak, Gaye, and Visa feel imminent.

English club spending feels hardly discriminant. But there were also games played and goal scored.

That's a fact. Plus, three former Manchester United managers have now already been sacked.

In the Premier League, three-syllable syllabus lie had Arsenal fans using four little words. His free kick screamer helped separate Liverpool from the rest of the title chasing herd.

While at Brighton, a tiny baby boy defeated his legendary touchline rival.

For Hamas Milner and fans of Handshake Drama, it was an enjoyable revival.

Chelsea continues to both win and make expensive signings.

How they can fit more players into that locker room is a question worth mining. In Europe, Barsa got to draw and Madrid got to win, and I watched Marseilles' chaotic start to the season begin again. In MLS, the League's Cup final had Luis Suarez spitting mad, while Son Hulmin's home debut for L.A.F.C. was kind of bad. Join to me to break all that down and more is a leader of men, my solitary co-host, the Pie Connoisseur himself, Mr. Graham Ruffman. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. What are we to start the show? Who needs Ryan Bailey? He's New Jersey's problem now. Exactly. Let's keep him there. New Jersey, which I'm assuming he spends an amount of time saying, was actually old Jersey, should be old Jersey, should still be part of

their jersey, even though no one really knows what Jersey is, like as a construct.

Yeah. Both the state and the British island. Yeah. We know him all too well. That's exactly

what he spent his time doing. He's exactly what he spent his time doing.

He's also almost certainly spent his time at Chili's or an Olive Garden before going

to the gig.

I've only been to MetLife Stadium once before and I got nachos, inverted commas.

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