Can Abby Lure A Boyfriend Using Expensive Seats At A Baseball Game?

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🗓️ 24 May 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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She doesn't need a boyfriend, she just needs a DATE! Someone in the office says they have the perfect solution for Abby to lure the right guy in...at least for a few hours! + Wanna play "The White Challenge"? 📲 @ drinkablebryan on insta Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.
0:05.0	Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.
0:12.0	Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.
0:15.0	Boom!
0:16.0	Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.
0:27.0	Fueling mischief with petty flu.
0:30.0	The Fertia. I'm seeking an arrangement. The Bird Show.
0:32.6	I'm seeking an arrangement.
0:34.6	Not that kind of arrangement where I want you to cheat with, where I want you to cheat on your wife with me.
0:40.3	I need an arrangement done.
0:42.2	Like an edible arrangement? arrangement oh you know what I actually
0:45.1	would prefer that arrangement but I have a little bit of beef a funeral arrangement for
0:48.8	your dating oh this is really I was trying to go off on a really positive segment here and now I'm just
0:55.0	depressed. I'm seeking an arrangement because there is something that most
0:59.2	people in this office has got have gotten to do and I have requested to get to do this one thing.
1:05.0	Get married?
1:06.0	Oh!
1:07.0	Cassie, what if that was my, what if that was my 13th reason?
1:14.3	Oh my God, we can just make it dark.
1:17.8	What if that was my last draw?
1:19.8	She's like, you pushed me in this tunnel.
1:21.6	I'm going to take us all the way in.
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