The Bert Show.

There's very few times where you'll find somebody that said, yeah, I went out and I sure wish I would have passed out.

In fact, in all my life, I don't think I've ever heard anybody say that, but it could happen happen we could make history right now

Abby yeah there's no amount of alcohol that could wash away the embarrassment of what

happened to me at the bars last week if you don't know what blackout Wednesday is

it's something I literally just found out about in the

last couple of years on Tik-Toc. Apparently the night before Thanksgiving,

everybody goes out to their favorite hometown bar, you see people from high school, you get

super smacked and it's a good time. I went to my

hometown bar last year and it was super lame but then this year one of my friends

took me out to a bar in the city and it was very very lit so we had a

really good time so twas the night before Thanksgiving, and all through the bar.

And all through the bars. We're a bunch of floppy-haired men, very tall, very handsome.

And me and my friend were like, all like alright we're about to walk in it's time to hunt so we

walk it into the bar and we say the one thing that every single girl says when you walk into a bar

and you're ready to make some moves. We go, let's take a lap.

Yeah.

Do you see the same thing?

Yeah, for sure.

So we take our lap around the, we take our first lap around the bar and we get our first quarter mile in and my friend

notices two guys that she knew from college and I was like perfect we're in the game

there's a blonde one there's's a brunette one, one of every flavor, chocolate vanilla. We're done for the night. Like we don't have to hunt anymore. So she's talking to the blonde one. He's like a six-five redwood tree and his friend exact same size sitting right next to him.

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