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Judge John Hodgman

Campering with the Evidence

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Dale wants to build a camping trailer, but her husband Shawn objects.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:04.0

I'm Baelif Jessie Thorn.

0:06.0

This week, camporing with the evidence, Dale brings the case against her husband, Sean.

0:12.1

Dale bought a small trailer, intending to convert it to a food truck for her business.

0:16.7

She's figured out it isn't suitable as a food truck.

0:19.3

Now she has plans to make it into a small camper.

0:22.4

Sean says the trailer won't work as a camper, either.

0:25.2

It's time to sell it.

0:26.6

Who's right?

0:27.6

Who's wrong?

0:28.6

One man can decide.

0:30.2

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural

0:35.4

reference.

0:36.4

Sunday break down.

0:41.3

Custom recommends that at this Anglo-Saxon, all right, big lunch, you quote, put the big

0:47.6

pot in the little pot and fry the skill at, unquote, then, quote, spread yourself, unquote.

0:54.0

One day's gone by, feasts of this kind were eaten at quote, all day meeting and dinner

0:59.1

on the ground, unquote, which is actually a religious gathering held out of doors menu.

1:04.6

Fresh orchard fruit, turn up greens, fried turkey breasts, dixie brown beans, hot buttered

1:10.4

biscuits, grits, yam, fluff, poke salad, fried pies, and black Joe, that small black coffee.

1:18.5

The recipes for all of these dishes may be found by consulting the index.

1:22.6

Right now, a bail of Jesse Thorne, please swear them in.

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