So are we supposed to start the podcast?

Ready, one, two, three.

Patriots, Gay, Treats, they, Treats, Black Treats, Brown Treats, and the Magicultus can do what?

Fuck off!

All right, Pumps, what have you had it with?

Okay, what I've had it with is when you are at a self-service kiosk and someone from the growing

concern comes up to you and tries to upsell you on what you're buying.

And this continues to happen to me.

Number one spot is at my car wash.

I go into the self-service and the guy runs over and tries to upsell me on a membership.

Then it happened again at the fucking cleaners. I'm like, I'm just checking out. I'm getting my clothes.

I'm checking out. And they come over and want me to buy a big, like a package every month of how many shirts I'm going to have cleaned. And I'm just like, why does going through self-service not signal you don't want to interact with the business. It's ridiculous.

I've had it.

Yeah, it's just all the forced capitalism.

As you know for decades, that's been one of my grievances.

Like the ruse where a woman will invite you over to her house, like, oh, I'm having a girl's night.

And then it's some makeup presentation some

fucking pyramid racket that they're dragging your ass into it's the same thing now like you're

going to self-checkout and somebody's going to run over and here's the thing like these people

probably get are incentivized or and or have a quota yeah to do. And I feel bad for the workers.

Same.

And then these companies have figured out if you can get people to buy a membership, then

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