So are we supposed to start the podcast?

Ready, one, two, three.

Patriots, gay, it's, they triots, black, trots, brown triots, and all of the triple

Trumpers and anybody on the planet that actually still supports Trump can do what,

pumps?

Fuck off! Welcome to America's top DEI podcast,

uh, trying to change the minds of voters one episode at a time. Pumps, what have you had it with?

Okay, what I've had it with? Are people that trap you with the text and then immediately

call you so they know you have your phone in your hand.

So if you ignore it, you're just like the biggest dick on the planet.

It's like the minute the bubbles start, then they call you or the minute it gets delivered.

They call you and I just I don't I'm

sure it's my codependency but I'm just like I can't ignore it at this point because

they know I have my phone in my hand and I'm typing to them hey yeah yeah that's a

good one I think I both hate this and do this.

I think this is one of those where I've had it with it, but I also participate in the

grievance because sometimes I have to tell somebody something.

And you know, it's hard to get tone in text.

Like sometimes when I'm writing out of text, i notice i'm like using four exclamation points

and then i'm like backtrack backtrack backtrack backtrack right am i really that enthusiastic about

this and then i just put the period and then i'm like does that make me sound like a cunt

you know is it one exclamation point so sometimes if i text somebody something and then they respond, I'm like,

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