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Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.2	Oh, yeah!
0:36.2	Oh, yeah! Good morning and welcome.
0:46.0	It's episode 1906 of Hard Factor.
0:50.3	It is Monday, March 2nd, 2026.
0:53.9	Welcome to March. Congratulations, everybody 2026. Welcome to March.
0:54.8	Congratulations, everybody.
0:56.1	You made it to March.
0:57.7	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
1:03.7	Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor.
1:08.3	Today, Wes, you're up first, Wes. What do you got for us i got camels i got
1:14.6	i got i got good looking camels that's what i got good looking camels good looking camels
1:20.8	it's a whole thing i don't know if you guys know about it but it's a it's huge over there is that
1:26.1	like the sheep or the goat of the middle
1:28.0	east or the horse the horse i would say i would say the horse of how many humps we talking yeah
1:33.5	a lot uh that that depends does it can't have two two humps i think they have two i think some of
1:39.5	one and some have two yeah some guys have a lot of humps in their eyes.
1:45.2	Yeah.
1:45.8	What's more attractive, an extra hump?
1:49.0	I would think so.
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