Hello everyone I'm recording an intro because like the true

professional that I am I actually never introduced this week's

guest and it's Whitney Cummings she's a a good friend of mine. She is a

fucking grade A comedian, actress, author, all of the things, writer. She is a

fucking 10 in my book. I love her, love her, love her. She is a fucking 10 in my book. I love her, love her, she is so funny, she is so

rapid fire. It is, dare I say rare to meet comedians in the wild that are actually popping off the pages of life and funny and

ready to fucking rumble and Whitney just you know buckle up buttercup because

we are just going on tangents. We are, we needed a high pressure

hose to the face after recording this podcast because we just, it was just,

chaos on a cracker, I would say say brittle on a briosch manic on a mandolin I don't know I'm like

running out of alliterations but I love her so so much if you have not seen Whitney on tour

She's coming to a city near you okay because that bitch is always on the fucking road. I'm so genuinely exhausted by proxy by watching Whitney

Cummings tour that it's something I'm gonna have to deal with internally because I

just like I physically don't understand. I just don't understand it, but we have the best time.

I hope you love this episode.

If you don't, you're stupid and I disrespect you because I had the best time of my life.

So go see Whitney on tour, go find her on

Instagram, she's at Whitney Cummings. If you can't figure out how to finagle

some tickets, that's a you thing. You're stupid and you don't deserve the gift

and the joy that is Whitney Cummings. So please enjoy and that's it. Goodbye.

I do feel in general there is a crisis in comedy right now where comedians are

bombing on podcasts too often too frequently with a plumb. I'm guilty. A plumb. Oh, I'm guilty.

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