Calling from a Cruise Ship
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Calling from a bathroom on a cruise ship, this caller recounts the series of events that led to her taking someone else's kids on vacation. It's a real lesson on making the best of a tough situation.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who's trapped on a cruise ship. |
| 0:07.0 | It's beautiful anonymous one hour. |
| 0:10.0 | One phone call. No names. No holds barred. |
| 0:17.0 | I'd rather go one on one. |
| 0:19.0 | I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:27.0 | Hi everybody, Chris Gethard here. |
| 0:29.0 | If you're looking to jump straight to the phone call, I get it. |
| 0:32.0 | Please consider signing up at |
| 0:33.1 | beautiful anonymous.com. That being said the intro I didn't do a great job of |
| 0:37.2 | timing it I'm guessing it's like five minutes if you get if you skip five minutes I think you'll be happy if you're just looking to get to the phone call. |
| 0:45.0 | Anyway, enjoy the call, everybody. |
| 0:47.0 | Hi everybody, my name's Chris Gethard and I feel so lucky to be bringing you another |
| 0:57.0 | episode of Beautiful anonymous I was on a plane I've been traveling a bunch again for work and I was on a plane. I had to go to Vancouver Canada. Thanks to everybody who came out |
| 1:07.9 | Saw my shows in Vancouver. The show I did at built more Cabaret was a really awesome experience everyone was so kind so nice but I was on one of those planes |
| 1:19.0 | And I had to fly up and transfer in Montreal and then was waiting and I was so tired and flying |
| 1:26.3 | cross country on almost no sleep. |
| 1:30.9 | Woke up 3.30 a.m. because I wanted to take Hally on a Valentine's Day date. |
| 1:36.4 | But my show was on the 15th in Vancouver. |
| 1:39.4 | So I said, I guess I'm catching the first flight out because my wife is getting a |
| 1:42.4 | Valentine's Day dinner. |
| 1:43.4 | I need to prioritize the right things in life. I can't ask her to not have a Valentine's date so I can go do yet |
| 1:49.3 | another comedy show. So I woke up 3.30 in the morning, get to the airport airport and I won't lie when I got on the second plane |
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