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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Originally Aired August 28, 2025: The best orgasm/fart/karate mashup you've ever heard. Operation Welcome to this Century. Everything you've ever wanted to know about calling 1-900 sex lines.

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0:00.0	Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes
0:04.5	next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love
0:10.7	my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek
0:15.4	at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.
0:23.5	It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.
0:27.6	Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.
0:31.6	The 93X.
0:33.0	The 93X.
0:37.0	Er. half-ass morning show. Ninety-three.
0:37.9	Er.
0:38.4	Yeah. Okay.
0:38.5	Hey.
0:51.7	You're.
0:52.6	You're Chewutlering it?
0:56.0	Jay Cutler. It is our Friday and scaffolding Jesus already text this morning.
1:00.0	And thanks to the folks who have texted so far.
1:03.0	He said today's his Friday as well, but he's just not telling anybody yet.
1:08.0	So far as coworkers aren't aware of this.
1:10.0	That's kind of cool.
1:11.1	Yeah, I like that.
1:12.0	Just kind of spring and autumn when they least expect it.
1:15.5	Here we go.
	...

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