Call Me Late to Dinner

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Soup's up! Come and get it! After a brutal few days on their inexorable odyssey north along the mighty Kay River, our heroes are finally given room, board, shelter, mercy, grace, a warm welcome, the red carpet, succor, respite, and a place to lay those weary bones. Why, it looks like the denizens of picaresque bayou town Froggy Creek simply cannot wait to...have...our heroes....for dinner? Wait a minute.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are a travel.
0:07.0	There you are, traveler.
0:12.0	Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire, and I shall
0:19.6	bring you what you so desperately seek.
0:23.0	Rood Tales of Magic.
0:27.0	Welcome back to Rood Tales of Magic.
0:31.0	Welcome back to Rood Tales of Magic. Oh, you've missed us so. Been a long day since last we spoke and our heroes have put more than a few miles behind themselves as they've traveled north along the banks of the Kay River
0:48.6	Got a few questions for us.
0:50.6	Let's start with stir-fry.
0:51.6	stir-fry. Stir-fry.
0:53.0	What kind of food have you been gathering on the journey north?
0:57.0	Any acorn I can find as well as pine cones, which stir-fry knows can be cooked up to be something.
1:04.0	He's also picked any sort of berries.
1:06.0	He's continued to collect honey from beehives as they go around.
1:10.0	And if they've come across any stray traveler, he's nabbed a few T-bone steaks.
1:16.0	It's true they came across one traveler, you nabbed four T-bone steaks from him.
1:23.8	Congratulations, you'll be eating well for quite some time.
1:28.9	Cordelia, what do you think about this?
1:30.9	You watch stir-fry do it, you caught him, he stole from a traveler.
1:34.2	Couldn't be happier. Great. Cordellius used the T-bone steaks, sneakily pulled out of the bag of a hapless traveler who clearly needs them and she is delighted to see that she will be feasting that night and many more.
1:48.0	Fantastic, that traveler's name by the way, Carl Death.
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