This is Nick, this is Jack, and this is Snacks Daily, it is Wednesday, March 17th.

I'm feeling it, this is the best one, yeah.

Yep, I know it is the best one, yeah.

First story, Jack, what are we got over here?

Trust me, I was tightly brought in Germany.

Germans don't exaggerate, so we paid attention when Volkswagen said this.

It's was the greatest transformation in all events!

For a second story, GoPro never became a verb, but it did become a stock,

and the stock has tripled in the past six months.

Forget this the latest GoPro product, it's anti-gopro.

We're a third and final story, stimulus bill, check, vaccines, coming, also a check.

What's next?

You got a first major tax increase in 30 years, and a global tax pact.

But before we hit that wonderful, mix of stories, sad situation here,

no corn, beef, and cabbage with our buddy Timmy this year, Jack.

During a pandemic, it's more self-patric stay, Nick, than Saint Patrick's Day.

You're keeping it one sec, I gotta go postmates again, it's to myself.

That is depressing, but Snackers, we come bearing good news this Saint Patrick's Day.

Okay, get this.

In the last 25 years, the stock market has risen on Saint Patrick's Day, not 50% of the time,

not 55% of the time, three quarters of the time.

That is so random that it can't be random.

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