I had a dream last night. You were there. You held my hands so tight. I thought I'd just die. Do you remember

when we used to have so much fun, I used to cry sometimes.

Those days are gone.

Did you remember?

All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome for Kankass episode number 415.

I am your host, JPD, here in New York, New York.

And of course, as always, we are joined by the photographer for this month's Time Magazine cover, Wombat.

That's, I guess, topical. I'll give you that.

Was it you?

Yeah, it was me.

I thought it was Justin McElroy, actually, the actual subject. Oh, on the cover? Because he couldn't see his face. Nah, it's some guy with a funny name. Right. Some well- Who has a lot more money than I do, so I guess I shouldn't make fun of him. Hi, Shipwreck. Hello. He looked like he was on a nice beach. It's the power of virtual reality.

He's playing Look I'm a Seagull of the game.

But you know what the funny thing is?

That's what's out there.

Those are your options.

Probably exists.

There's a demo where you're sitting on a beach somewhere probably.

There's a demo where, you know, you're somewhere probably and there's a demo where you know

are we just going straight into talking about this then or no we don't have to all right it doesn't

matter to me we can we can't right i leave it up to wombat i honestly i have no real opinion on

it it's a cover on time magazine i don't have the issue yet, so.

Wait, you're a subscriber. I am a subscriber. You are a subscriber. I was wondering who subscribes to Time Magazine. I subscribed to Time Magazine. I never told this story? I thought I would have told it on the show. There's a story behind your time magazine. There is a story. I had frequent flyer miles that were expiring.

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