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Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Catcast episode number 300x64

I am your host GD here in Tokyo, Japan. And of course we are joined by a man. A man. I got nothing. I got nothing.

I got nothing. You're a man. He's a man. Ladies and gentlemen.

Wow, I'm 13 today.

Bob, it's far, boy, day, Mazultav.

Thank you. How are you doing? I'm hanging in there. I'm feeling better. I'm feeling much better than last week.

Yes. What were you sick with food poisoning again? I had a stomach flu. Stomach flu.

Yeah, it was pretty nasty. Today's actually the first day I don't feel gross. Great. Hooray.

Excellent. Yes. I'm, you can hear my voice is kind of fucked up. I had a Thai brought home a cold from school. He gave it to me.

I'm almost done with it. And my wife got it. And she also got the flu somehow. Maybe Thai and I, our DNA is immune to this particular flu strain that only gives us a cold in not the flu.

That's my theory. Sounds plausible. The white man.

The white man. The white man's DNA is protected us. I'm thinking.

Is there any signs to this? I'm no doctor. I thought you were. I thought you were doctor shipwreck.

You're thinking of my wife. This is doctor. He's the one they call doctor shipwreck.

Shipwreck would know if your kid would make a good helicopter or not. Right.

Would Thai make a good helicopter?

Uh, potentially. Within a little bit bigger. He needs more thrust. Yeah. How long are his arms? Not long enough.

Ellie, it has arms like an orangutan. Can he be a, can he be a helicopter?

Wait until he's older at least before you try.

Okay. Because his arms are his hands can actually touch the bottom of his feet without having to bend over. Is that unusual?

How is that possible? It's because I'm kidding. He could be really short, I guess.

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