All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the real Cagcast episode number 364, unlike that fake Cagcast, episode

364 last week.

I am your host, GPD here in Tokyo, Japan, and of course we are joined by a man among men.

Wanda.

Really?

That's all you have to say to me?

You're a man among men.

On this day?

Oh, it's your birthday today. Jeez. But it's not and it's not really. Well, it is for you and it is for our

listeners. Right. And you have to remember that Wombat celebrates a month of birthday. That is, that is

100% accurate. Oh, what's your 40th birthday going to be like? Oh, it's going to be insane. Like a festival? I would hope so. I expect it to be like an Indian wedding. It's kind of what I want for my birthday. Or another bar mitzvah maybe. Yeah. But with elephants and stuff. Right. So what did you get for your birthday or nothing yet? Because it's not really your birthday. Yeah. Total waste of a conversation. You want to hear when I got for my birthday? You got it already? Well, so my wife says, what do you want for your birthday? And I say, I don't know. She goes, okay, well, let me think about it. And then on Sunday of last week, my wife comes up to me, she goes, I just bought myself your Mother's Day present from you to me. So you can go spend that much on yourself for your birthday. What the fuck is that shit? That's some bullshit right there. That's what I said. I'm like, I would have bought you a mother's...

And you know what the problem is?

I'm still on the hook for something for Mother's Day.

Right.

It doesn't like...

What was it?

What'd she buy herself? She bought... There's this company called origami owl. Sounds like bullshit already. Yeah, and they make like necklaces and she bought herself an origami owl necklace.

And again, exactly, I'm still on the hook.

And I wind up with no birthday present. and she bought herself an origami owl necklace. And again, exactly, I'm still on the hook.

And I wind up with no birthday present.

So her birthday present to you was that you're not getting a birthday present, but you're buying her present.

Yes.

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