Cabo Bonus Episode (@MrJimFlorentine, @BretErnst, Mexican Dirt Weed, @AriShaffir)

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🗓️ 11 October 2013

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Jim Florentine and Bret Ernst joined me in Bret's hotel room in Cabo to record a bonus podcast. We were drunk, so I have no idea what we talked about. Maybe girls? The middle east? Your guess is as good as mine. I remember it being a fun conversation till about 10 minutes left when Guidus Interruptus took over the conversation again and we all got tired.

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0:00.0	Fuck, it's so cold in San Francisco.
0:06.0	They always say that it's warm here in October.
0:09.0	That's what they say all year long when you come here.
0:12.0	In April?
0:13.0	Whenever you come.
0:14.0	June, you're fucking the outside lands.
0:17.0	They're like, oh no, yeah, you might get a warm.
0:19.0	You might get 70 degrees for a couple of hours.
0:21.0	But no, our summer is in October.
0:23.0	That's when the San Francisco summer is.
0:25.0	But then I'm outside.
0:26.0	I'm trying to get my 15 minutes of sun.
0:28.0	I try to get 15 minutes of sun and day.
0:31.0	So I don't commit suicide.
0:33.0	It's one of the two pieces of medical advice I got from known schizophrenic Robert Ulylan Baraya.
0:38.0	He said 15 minutes of direct sunlight a day.
0:41.0	And he also said, don't take echinisha until right when you need it.
0:44.0	Because the efficacy will decrease with prolonged youth.
0:49.0	And I was doing a book.
0:51.0	So I fucking try to get 15 minutes of sun.
0:54.0	So I don't want to slip my throats.
0:56.0	And it's freezing.
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