#136: You Can't Live With 'Em, You Can't Live Without 'Em (@NealBrennan, @NickYoussef)

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🗓️ 14 October 2013

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Neal Brennan invited me to his tropical rainforest hotel room in New York and we had a nice talk about chicks. It's one of the driving influences in my life and it was nice to hear someone with some thought out views on relationships and love. Nick Youssef joins me for the intro on the drive back from San Francisco.

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0:00.0	I mean, the idea of a big fancy princess-like marriage
0:05.3	Monogamy
0:06.8	All these things are like this is the way things should be and I want that way like do you want it?
0:10.4	Or you just well, yeah, all those things like they want monogamy and we want
0:15.8	I mean by the same it's a stereotype on both ends, but they generally want monogamy and we generally want a
0:21.8	Fucking free-for-all right sexually free-for-all
0:30.0	And in the morning in the girls
0:33.5	Cuz in the evening in the girls
0:36.9	I like the way that they want and here I go welcome to our eShapir skeptic tank everyone
0:43.3	I'm our eShapir. Hi, I'm Nick Yusuf. Nick Yusuf is here everyone
0:48.2	Nick and I
0:49.8	Just in San Francisco. I was doing cobs with joy deas and he did I did the punchline with Joan Array. Yeah
0:57.4	Competitors, and we decided to drive back down together Nick likes to drive with the San Francisco
1:03.3	Array likes to sleep in the car while I drive down from San Francisco. I only slept a little bit this time
1:07.6	Yeah, we only slept like 20 minutes. I kept pulling out of it and then I'm telling you to tap my legs as if I wasn't I was just thinking yeah
1:12.7	Yeah, yeah, I was just thinking about the song my head. Yeah, I wasn't I wasn't sleeping at all
1:18.7	We drove to avoid the TSA myself for
1:21.5	To avoid the
1:23.5	Abuses the civil liberties and Nick to get away from people trying to catch terrorists hold on
1:27.9	I don't understand. Nick's actually one of the reasons the TSA does it was I don't know what that means
1:34.1	Anyway, I'm today's episode so we're driving to back together. We just want to cut to the fruta
1:38.6	Yeah, that place is great. I think huh? It was good
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