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Well, hello everybody.

How are you this gorgeous, gorgeous morning?

Today is a very special episode of the Bitch Fible podcast,

as I will be doing the much dreaded,

I roll inducing, shrinked or clenching,

ask Jackie episode, because no guests wanted to join me this week,

and we're just grappling for straws at this point.

I can't listen to myself ramble about Julian Huff,

so instead I will be answering listener questions and offering

misguided advice per usual.

The first question that I received was,

oh, this is wholesome, this is like my fucking Oprah moment.

By the way, I am in no way, shape or form eligible to be answering any of these questions,

but I feel like this one I kind of got.

She asks, I'm not gonna name names, because I feel like that's a privacy infringement.

What to do when you have low self-esteem?

I have to be honest, I unfortunately have had delusional confidence in self-esteem my entire life.

I blame my parents entirely for this, and you know, it's it's voted well for me,

but if I could go back in time, if I even had one percent of logic or rationality as a child,

and I could like look inward and be like, hmm, you're not Margot Robbie,

you're not as smart as you think you are, you're not as cute as you think you are,

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