Bye Bye Bondi
Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Pam Bondi slinks off to the private sector, Lindsey Graham escapes to Space Mountain, and Kristi Noem’s husband has something big to get off his chest. This week, Ben Platt answers our burning theater kid questions and does his best to sort the real fools from the April Fool’s. Then Jimmy Tatro joins to put his Passover and/or Rugrats fluency to the test. And of course, we wash down those bitter herbs with a sweet glass of Second Thoughts.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up it or leave it, it's love it, or leave it. |
| 0:11.0 | What's up, Los Angeles? |
| 0:12.2 | Welcome to Love It or Leave It Live at Dynasty Typewriter. |
| 0:16.6 | We have got a great show for you tonight. |
| 0:18.1 | Ben Platt is here. |
| 0:20.9 | Jimmy Tateow is here. |
| 0:23.9 | Together we'll sort through April's biggest fools. |
| 0:27.1 | We'll also ask, what's the deal with Pesach? And of course, we'll wrap up our show with |
| 0:30.9 | some regret to go with our Exodus in second thoughts. But first, let's get into it. What a week. |
| 0:42.2 | Our cup runneth over with news. |
| 0:50.9 | Enough to fill two big cups, you might say. That's right. On Tuesday, the Daily Mail published a report on Christine Nome's husband, Brian Noem, revealing the former first husband of South Dakota has been leading a secret double life, a double-d-life. |
| 1:03.5 | I'm sorry, this is serious. Wait, it's not. According to the male, Nome reportedly paid at least three online sex workers |
| 1:12.2 | in fetish forums over $25,000 |
| 1:15.2 | to live out his bimbo dreams |
| 1:18.0 | wearing a feminine outfit and fantasizing |
| 1:20.5 | about having, quote, huge, huge, ridiculous boobs. |
| 1:25.2 | Meanwhile, his wife, Christy was also working |
| 1:27.3 | with a pair of ridiculous boobs named Donald Trump |
| 1:30.5 | and J.D. Vance. |
| 1:35.6 | Guards seized them. |
| 1:39.9 | The report also had photos of Brian Nome wearing pink short shorts and a fake breastplate. |
| 1:48.4 | Said Brian Nome in a prepared statement, my eyes are up here. |
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