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Lovett or Leave It

Airport Security on ICE

Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.725.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

ICE chills out at the airport, Trump won't unthaw DHS funding, and hell freezes over before this administration will make sense on Iran. This week, Jorma Taccone stops by to talk Lonely Island, loving movies to death, and playing Pee-wee Herman, while Dylan Adler ponders whether Big Tech needs to know that much about our farts anyway. And we order one more round of Second Thoughts to go, before we turn in for the night.

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Catch Dylan Adler on Tour! For tickets visit https://www.dylanaadler.com/

Over Your Dead Body is in Theaters April 24th.

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1:12.3

Hey, do you want to listen to a comedy podcast?

1:14.5

It isn't all about pooping your pants and working out.

1:29.7

Yes, sure. dot com slash love it make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you hey do you want to listen to a comedy podcast that isn't all about pooping your pants and working out yes sure then check out my friend neil brandon's podcast blocks it's based on his netflix special where he discussed things that made him feel alienated from the world and what he could do about it the podcast covers similar ground guests come with a list of their blocks and together with neal they make light of them's surprisingly funny and earnest past guests have included Trevor Noah Jerry Seinfeld Nikki Glazer David Letterman Taylor Tomlinson

1:33.8

Bill Burr and John Lovett where I discussed being gay and also not fitting in with gay

1:39.0

people don't really fit in with anybody the sexual orientation thing you

1:43.7

not gonna believe it.

1:44.2

I overshared.

1:45.5

Blocks comes out every two weeks, so it doesn't feel like a burden for you or Neil. And isn't that what it's all about? Blox, I'm going to read verbatim what comes to the end. Note from Neil, not sure how to end this promo. Love it. This is Neil. Can you add some sort of flourish here? Make it your own. And I think we have.

1:59.4

I really love the show Blocks.

2:01.8

Neil is a

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great curious interviewer and he's so funny. The show is great. Please check it out.

2:07.7

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