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Shut up a Second

Butter with Grace Jarvis

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.

0:07.0

Should I make caps that say I got dragged backwards through a hedge by Grace Jarvis?

0:11.0

Yes, absolutely you should do that.

0:13.0

Or I got dragged backwards through a hedge at a Grace Jarvis show or something?

0:17.0

I think by Grace Jarvis is funny, yeah.

0:19.0

Because it makes you seem like a villain.

0:20.0

I did it. Yeah. Like, yeah. What were the caps last time? Just because I'm crying doesn't mean I'm not having a nice time. But my name was on the back, so they were twice as expensive because it's two points of embroidery. So they put just one point of embroidery and my name's on the front, you know, cheaper. Not cheap, no. And I can't really afford it. No, but I think it's worth it. Yeah. I think having it on the back is too is good too because people are like, what is your hat? That's a psycho hat to wear. And then you turn around and go, it's Grace Jarvis. My boyfriend has had several drunk women on the train be like, where can we get that hat? And he's like, it's my girlfriend's merch. And they're like, what? She made 15 of them. I also have embroidered patches that say, yeah, I got dragged backwards through it. I went to a Grace Jarvis show and all I got was dragged backwards through edge. I can't stress enough how much the show is about falling in love with my boyfriend. That's so nice. Hey, everyone. And welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Gas. That's Hayden. Yeah. Sorry, I jumped in there because I forgot how we do it every time.

1:28.4

You take one week off.

1:29.7

I know, yeah.

1:30.4

You get the flu for one week. I know. I had to feel like two days. It's just bad timing, I guess, but then... That's a very short flu. Well, here's what I do. It flew by. It was probably four days, really. But when I get sick, as soon as I start to get sick,

1:44.7

I do like intensive resting, where it's actually not relaxing, but I'm just like, well,

1:50.0

I don't want to be sick for ages, so I'm gonna just heal like crazy.

1:54.8

So I don't move.

1:55.8

That is.

1:56.8

I go into bed, I rug up, I get warm, I'm gonna cook the virus out. I drink like a whole two-liter bottle of orange juice. I literally just don't do anything. I have armor force, like, you know, cups of tea and stuff. Just fully go cocoon mode. And I have hot baths and just like sweat out, everything. And in like three days, I'm better. It's good. I speed run it. It is good. Did you, I do a similar thing. Did you also start doing it after hearing Naomi talk about long COVID? Uh, I don't know, maybe. Because she was talking about how if you have, if you have COVID and you start doing stuff, you get long COVID. Yeah. She was like, the best thing to do is not move at all. Yeah. Yeah. A muscle. Yeah. Really good advice. But it's hard to not move. Yeah. I love to move. Yeah. And who's this? Oh my God. Aren't we lucky? It's Grace Jarvis. Hello. You might remember her from the back of her boyfriend's hat.

2:52.5

Yeah.

2:53.1

And my hat.

2:53.9

Yes.

2:54.6

Many people. Grace Jarvis. Hello. You might remember her from the back of her boyfriend's hat.

2:52.6

Yeah.

2:53.6

And my hat.

2:54.6

Many people in this studio have my name on the back of their hat.

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