Now I'm gearing up for a Y2K themed version of Jackin this Friday.

Really?

Come on and hang out.

But while I'm making my Y2K playlist, somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.

I ate the shock.

She was looking kind of dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.

Here comes the wisdom.

Well, they stop coming and they don't stop coming. Back to the rules and I hit the ground running. It makes sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to speed, so what's wrong? We're taking the back streets. You never know if you don't go. You never show it if you don't go. And we're not, no, that's what we're starting. We're going to give you all blue balls at the start of the episode. Welcome to page seven. Hey now, you got blue balls. Listen to the show now. Keep going. I don't think that's, I don't think that's, I don't think that doing that much gives blue ball. I think if you had said, somebody once told me and then stopped.

That's the blue balls. I don't think anyone's actually waiting. I don't think I gave too much. No, I think you gave just enough. I don't think anyone's waiting for the chorus of All Star. I think everyone's waiting for that first, you know, the intro. I think that's one. so you don't think it's like a Bohemian Rhapsody kind of situation?

Because I will...

I mean, I know that I've brought this up before.

Really, talk about my heyday.

I remember doing the talent show where we were performing Bohemian Rhapsody, and we stopped it

at the...

Because we thought we were experimental. Because because we're like that's what they all

expect they all expect the breakdown which of course they would expect that in the song that we

were performing but we didn't give it to them and I thought that was subversive I did the sopranos

finale right at your grade school talent screen maybe yeah. That's what happens when I'm eating a huge meal in Italy. What a way to go. I think about it all the time. Do you think it was a programming decision based on how long the song is? No. No. It was an artistic choice. Okay. It was an artistic choice okay it was an artistic choice yeah I genuinely chose

it and I was doing it but the best part was that this was when I was a freshman and Henry was a

senior and he was really popular and he had a bunch of really popular hot boyfriends so I put all of

them in it and ever all the girls were like ah so! So they all thought that it was great. But I was, ah, I'm the mastermind. I'm a mastermind, don't you see? And they knew it then. And they've known it every day since. I would debate this, but I am actively in your thrall right now, so I don't have a like to stand. I really appreciate that. That's good because I cut them both off when you walked in. I say he's all knees today, boys. You can say that because before we go video. Yes. So no one knows. No one needs to know the truth of how much leg all three of us have. In the theater of the mind, we're all dismembered. You don't know.

I know we can't have the conversation, Jackie, that you and I are due to have about show choir

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