Burned Plastic

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Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 103 minutes

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So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for highschool, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and...now I guess she's on crack.

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0:00.0	Oh, everything. Hey, hey, hey, welcome back to the podcast everyone. We hope you're well. My name is Kitty
0:32.1	Kaboom.
0:33.0	And I'm that bitch, been that bitch, still that bitch.
0:37.0	And this is the Reed.
0:40.0	Thank you so much for coming back.
0:42.6	What a time it is right now to be black and alive in America for real.
0:47.8	Really?
0:49.8	Yeah.
0:50.8	Truly.
0:51.8	Truly. Yes. Ah, well, um, this is the first of the mind.
0:59.0	Oh, yes, for you niggas.
1:01.0	Mm-hmm, It is, yep.
1:05.0	Uh, Black History Month. And what a way to get it kicked off?
1:10.0	I know, it's not going to be the soul bowl like I thought it would I'm pretty devastated but
1:15.4	There's time you know I'm at like our soul not that
1:22.4	Okay, but yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot going on. How are you?
1:27.0	Well, I told you prior to recording I'm having travel anxiety.
1:33.0	Yes, you did.
1:34.0	Because I'm supposed to weekend and stuff like that, but it's not bad.
1:37.0	It's just like a typical regular, don't forget anything,
1:41.0	you're going to be great, everything's fine and you'll come back home and
1:45.0	it'll be fine.
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