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Hello Bugleers and welcome to issue 4,100 and 15 of the Bugle IM Andy Zotsman.

This is the 19th of July 2019.

We are in London because of, well, fate and convenient super combination.

I am Andy Zotsman because of both of the above, Ditho and joining me today,

the Southern Hemisphere's leading export with all due respect to the novelty penguin.

It's Alice Fraser.

Hello Andy, hello Bugleers, I am Alice Fraser.

I know my name is Alice Fraser because my father's name is Michael Fraser

and his father's name is Edel Friedenberg.

Right.

So logically, is it you've averaged out?

I've averaged out as Alice Morales.

We are recording on the 19th of July 2019 and, well, this is one of the most historic

anniversaries we've ever had to report.

Next Wednesday is the anniversary of a truly, truly momentous day, the most action-packed

day in the history of the world.

1,654 years ago on Wednesday, 24th of July, that year, or as it became known, 24,7,365.

On that day, it all happened.

St. Jimelius of Silicosa's hovered for the entire day, above a crocodile-infested swamp clutching

three babies, held aloft only by a godly swarm of giant moths.

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