Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Hello, Buglers and welcome to Bugel Issue 4,026. I am Andy Zoltzman sitting in a hotel room

in Wellington, New Zealand. I'm about to finish my bit of the Southern Hemisphere tour,

and thanks to all Buglers who've come to my shows in Melbourne, Sydney and New Zealand,

I will love each and every one of you until I die, and that's a bit much.

It was nice that you came, you really helped soften the acoustic, and that's not enough.

Thank you for coming, I really appreciate it, and I do hope you enjoyed the shows.

This is not a regular Bugel episode, but neither is it a sub-episode.

It's a good, healthy 38-minute chunk of prime cuts from the first ever Bugel live show,

recorded at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Sunday the 16th of April,

with guests Tom Ballard and Alice Fraser. So I think it deserves to be numbered as a full

episode if you really want to get Librarianically catalogic about it. I guess you could call it

Bugel 4126, Brackets BL001. That's up to you, and it does assume that there will be fewer than

a thousand live Bugel shows ever. If you really want to argue about it, why not come along and

call me in the interval, or aftermath of one of my extremely imminent UK tour shows that I haven't

plugged very much and could really do with an audience at? Starting in Crawley at the Hawthit at

this coming Friday the 5th of May, a jet lag special in which my body clock is going to be blowing

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