Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard.

A glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, BUUUUGLEOZ!

And welcome to issue 4,025 of the Bugel Audio Newspaper for a visual world.

For the beginning Monday, the 24th of April 2017, the third of our special Southern

hemisfarical editions recorded live and then broadcast not live in the traditional manner.

Here in Melbourne, the city with more food outlets than people, unrecognizable from what it was

even 200 years ago before it was founded. I am Andy Zoltzman, the man once described

as one of the most influential artists of the early Renaissance, albeit that the person describing

me as such got my name wrong and called me Donatello instead. I am joined for the second time

in two Bugels. In fact, the third time in two Bugels, if you count some of these live show

last weekend that hasn't yet been broadcast. Welcome back to Alice Fraser.

Hello, Andy, how are you? I am very well. Thanks for returning to the port.

That's my favourite thing to do. That is a big claim, Alice.

Yeah, well, I mean I took you up for dessert the other night, so that's my second favourite thing to do.

I took my children to that. You eat your way around some like basil seeds.

Yeah, I mean it was basically like eating live frog spawn.

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