Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, buglews and a relatively warm welcome to issue 4,021 of the bugle, the world's

predominant of a vestibulary of Glendatorque. I claim that title, no one else has, so it is ours.

I'm Andy Zoltzmann, the 21st century British miniody Batillucci, who is here you ask?

Yes, exactly. And I am live in London, the capital of the former United Kingdom, now the capital of the

still waiting to get the name changed formalised, but that is basically what we are becoming.

And joining me for this issue, for the week meeting Monday, the 20th of March 2017,

it is the world record holder for most syllables in a surname by a bugle co-host,

although he's only that because John Oliver, the previous record holder, never used his full

quadruple-barrelled birth surname of Oliver Chameigny, Garensha Drum. Sorry, that was never supposed

to come out of it. Anyway, as a fascinating family history, tell me, never talked about it with

me other chance. It is the quadruple-barrelled quips to himself. Harry Condo-Bolou!

Hello, Andy, how are you? I'm very well, thanks, how are you? I'm good, it's St. Patrick's Day

here, it's St. Patrick's Day there as well, right? That's a holiday it celebrated in both of our

countries. Yes, yes it is, yes, you can't move for people dressed as snakes running away.

Well, I find the history of St. Patrick's Day fascinating because you know, the myth is that

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